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The chance the Yoys' shared bathroom has of not smelling like the men's urinals at the Falcon's game.

My kids aren't even drinking beer and stuffing their faces with nachos.

They are stone cold sober.  And three and four years old.

No amount of bleach and the thrice-weekly washing of their bathmat keeps the lingering smell of urine at bay.  It mocks me.

I'm thinking I need to install a drain in the floor, tile the walls and ceiling, and power wash that room every evening after I put them to bed.

Any suggestions?  Besides requiring them to use the grass in the backyard. 

I even used them all together.  I either singed all my nose hair or I finally (temporarily) got rid of the smell.