Mrs. Yoy: One Cocky Mother

We just returned from a two week trip to Orlando, West Palm, and a child-free trip to New Orleans (thanks mom and dad).

I went from one extreme of single parenting (at least during the work week) to having my children cared for and played with by their grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins.

So let's cut the crap, having round the clock help was awesome and I was glad to unload some of the responsibility of caring for the Yoys.

It was such a long trip, that I forgot how tough and intense motherhood is.  I let my guard down.  I was arrogant.

THIS WHOLE PARENTING THING IS A PIECE OF (PUBLIX) CAKE!

Today was the Yoys first day back at school.

At pickup, Big E asked to play in the field with his buddies and I obliged.

Fast forward approximately 47 seconds.

MOOOOOMMMMM, I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT...

Dang.  Really?

I'M WET AND COLD!

Shocking, as it was freezing out.

Immediately I scramble my vacation brain into problem solving mode.  Big E is also doing his own version of problem solving.

He has pulled down his underwear and pants and is shuffling his naked lower body back and forth across our Synagogue's entrance.  Seriously.  How have we not been kicked out yet?

Just as my plan is formulating, Little E walks up.

MOM, I POOED.

And he had.

And just like that, motherhood dropped by to give me a swift kick in the a**.

WELCOME BACK, MRS. YOY!  NOW GET TO WORK!
Why don't my kids come with one of these?

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Take Your Yoy to Work Day (or maybe not)

Image
Mr. Yoy asked if I could bring the boys by for dinner and take a look at his new office with all of his pictures professionally hung. I, of course, obliged as I am always looking for something to kill time before bedtime. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE INTO THE HEART OF BUCKHEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR? or WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY AT HOME FROM THE HOURS OF 4-7PM WHILE YOUR KIDS SLOWLY DRIVE YOU INSANE? This mom would take traffic any day of the week. So we headed off to Terminus. We made pretty good time, by the way, until we hit Piedmont.  What a cluster! We hit up Mr. Yoy's office first.  It looked fantastic!  Big and Little E seated themselves next to the window and ogled the women at the three hotel pools within view. No wonder Mr. Yoy asked for binoculars for Father's Day.  (That was a joke) We walked over to Ru San's for some sushi dinner.  I give them props for blasting their music.  It makes me much more relaxed as there is something l...
Read more

Letters to the Superintendent and Cobb County School Board

Image
Hi folks! A quick note from Mrs. Yoy as I know it's been awhile. For those that know me personally, you know that I've been very vocal in unsuccessfully convincing the Cobb County School board to change their COVID policies, which to this day, remain a steaming pile of sh*t. We follow zero health guidelines and figuring out the quarantine policy is akin to solving that math problem from Good Will Hunting. I will be publishing the letters I've sent to the board and Superintendent over the last 18 days of school. I've heard back from my representative, who is lovely, and my pediatric dentist who also serves on the board, but it's been crickets from the voting block of four and the Superintendent, Chris Ragsdale. Apparently, he's too busy pumping iron and self-tanning. Anyway, enjoy. HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! (E-mail sent on August 2, 2021) Good morning from East Cobb! As a long time resident, I am writing you this morning to plead with you to reconsider the mask ...
Read more

Happy Second Day of School (E-mail sent on August 3, 2021)

Good morning from East Cobb! I am following up on an email I sent yesterday morning, to which I received zero responses.  As a long time resident, I am writing you this morning to plead with you to reconsider the mask policy for Cobb County schools this year. I’ve been speaking with many parents and we are stressed and saddened by the lack of consideration and communication from the board regarding the recent surge of Covid. In case you wanted to know, I can also see the future. And in two weeks when we are all at home, virtual again, with sick kids, teachers, bus drivers and others in quarantine, I will be thinking of you and your total disregard for the health of our children and our families. Look, we all make judgment mistakes. We all have a crazy family member spreading conspiracy theories. But we don’t let these people and/or the internet comments section guide our work decisions. Gosh, I can’t imagine if I let my dad’s view of our inco...
Read more