Less than 24 hours...
Until Big E and I hit up NYC.
I'm already getting nervous about the flight.
Mr. Yoy flew with him last month, and with the exception of their plane being struck by lightning, mid-air, things went smoothly.
I am not a great plane passenger.
If Big E was not accompanying me, I'd spend the duration of the flight gripping my armrests, waiting for us to crash or get hijacked or some other dreadfully unlucky event.
But now I have to be Mrs. Yoy, the cool and easy going traveler.
Maybe I'll be Mrs. Yoy, the cool and easy going and just a tad drunk traveler.
Below are the list of things Big E will be forbidden from doing on the plane:
1) Talking
2) Using the bathroom
3) Drinking Water
4) Kicking the seat in front of him
If he can follow these four cornerstones of toddler plane etiquette, everything should be A-ok.
In any case, pray for me. I mean us.
I'm already getting nervous about the flight.
Mr. Yoy flew with him last month, and with the exception of their plane being struck by lightning, mid-air, things went smoothly.
I am not a great plane passenger.
If Big E was not accompanying me, I'd spend the duration of the flight gripping my armrests, waiting for us to crash or get hijacked or some other dreadfully unlucky event.
But now I have to be Mrs. Yoy, the cool and easy going traveler.
Maybe I'll be Mrs. Yoy, the cool and easy going and just a tad drunk traveler.
Below are the list of things Big E will be forbidden from doing on the plane:
1) Talking
2) Using the bathroom
3) Drinking Water
4) Kicking the seat in front of him
If he can follow these four cornerstones of toddler plane etiquette, everything should be A-ok.
In any case, pray for me. I mean us.
Big Apple meet Big E. Hopefully you guys will become fast friends.
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