2012: Up for the challenge!

Big E is not back at school until Wednesday, January 4th.

As much as I'm dreading the process, I decided to try potty training again.

We are in lock down mode.  Big E is wearing his undies. Let me correct myself.  Big E is wearing his 4th pair of undies since I took him out of his crib around 8 this morning.

In case you don't have a clock nearby, it is 11:45.  And in case you don't have a calculator nearby, that is an average of about a pair of undies an hour.

I have cleaned up three giant floods so far.

Big E has made a few drips in his little potty, but for the most part he still hasn't grasped the concept of using the toilet.

I WANT MY DIAPER!  I WANT MY DIAPER!  I WANT MY DIAPER!

Currently, he is sitting on his potty in front of the TV, like every man's dream.

I am pumping him full of juice tinted water.

What I need to be doing is pumping myself full of chardonnay.  That'll be later, I'm sure of it.

I just checked his potty and it was actually full of pee.

Yay!  M&Ms for everyone, including Mrs. Yoy.

Keep us in your thoughts today.  I'll keep you posted on our progress.


Watching Toy Story 3 for the second time today.  

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