Paging Baby Moses!

Bath time at the Yoys.

I'm going through my mental checklist of items needed:

Yoys - CHECK

Wash rags - CHECK

Fleet of bath toy boats - CHECK

Soap - CHECK

Shampoo -  CHECK

Toothbrushes - CHECK

We are in excellent shape.

I start the assembly line process of washing the boys.

Big E is playing with one of the smaller toy boats.  He looks up at me, bats his giant eyelashes, and asks...

MOM, WHERE IS BABY MOSES?

I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING!


The water and the tiny toy boat must have invoked memories of Passover.

We were fresh out of Baby Moseses here at the Yoys, so I asked Big E where he thought he was.

He proudly replied BM (my new nickname for him) was at school.

At least Mr. Yoy and I know we are getting our money's worth out of school.  Not only are they teaching him all about the holidays, but apparently they have a BM there.

Well done, well done.
Where is Baby Moses?

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